by iheartstats April 23, 2011
Get the Douche Plugmug. When you want your vagina to be as clean as a sparkling bathroom so you beer chugged a whole thing of bleach inside your womb and you start making sea foam come out of all your holes and you convulse down the stairs and crunch against the wall and fucking die.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020
Get the Bleach Douchemug. Being a douche bag automatically or without trying.
Having no control of being a douche bag it just comes automatically or naturally.
Having no control of being a douche bag it just comes automatically or naturally.
You're a douche-a-matic!
by Imstillprettybitch December 7, 2015
Get the douche-a-maticmug. A term/system allowing for identification and quantification of a person's douchiness, with degrees from 1 to 5 indicating subject's progress toward a state of ultimate douchebag-dom.
"Hey, check out that jackass with the muscle shirt and tribal band tattoo, leaning against his spotless 4x4 truck that's obviously never been taken off-road."
"Yeah, I see him. Third-degree douche belt right there."
"Yeah, I see him. Third-degree douche belt right there."
by Mattsooee October 10, 2012
Get the Douche Beltmug. A douchebag walking around with a bluetooth head set on. Most likely having a conversation way too loud as he looks at you funny for listening to his phone call.
This guy walked up and starting talking to me. I responded but then he just stared at me and got upset that I was interrupting his call. Turns out he was on his douche-tooth.
by fossybear123 July 31, 2010
Get the douche-toothmug. a driver of a vehicle in heavy traffic, that from an earlier, yet vain attempt at courtesy and using their turn signal, leave it engaged. then while abruptly changing lanes several times, cutting off other drivers, they realize it and disengage it.
Misty: Man I really hate people that don't turn off their turn signals and then drive like ass-hats.
Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.
Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.
by SilverDevil1964 August 11, 2010
Get the blinker douchemug. 1. That One Guy that complains All Night about how the OPEN BAR at a Wedding Reception ran out of Gin while there are 30 different kind of liquor is still remaining.
2. The guy that believes watching Philly Eagles game while at a wedding and then telling the groom "sorry but my Eagles are more important than your ceremony"
3. The guy that compares Strip Clubs to a Steak House.
2. The guy that believes watching Philly Eagles game while at a wedding and then telling the groom "sorry but my Eagles are more important than your ceremony"
3. The guy that compares Strip Clubs to a Steak House.
by Captain Funguy October 1, 2013
Get the Douche Bagmug.