dirty lunch box

When a lunch box is stolen, the contents are eaten by the thief and replaced by him or her taking a nice warm shit inside the box. The lunch box is then returned to the owner for a nice lunch time suprise.

Little Billy was starving when he got home from school because someone gave him a dirty lunch box.

by Dirty-train December 14, 2008

Dirty Pirate Hooker

1.) a fun and nice way of calling someone an extremely dirty whore.
2.) a term used among good friends to explain and emphasize how big of dirty whores they think their friends are.
3.)a dirty slut who sleeps with pirates for money.

'Dirty' as in sleeps with everyone 'Pirate' as in sleeps with pirates 'Hooker' as in so good you should have to pay.

ex.)
"you are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yer a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yous uh Dirty Pirate Hooker"

Guy: "I'll give you ten bucks"
Girl: (Gasp)"what do you think I am, a Dirty Pirate Hooker?"
Guy: "yea, your dirty , your a prostitute, and your personal ad says 'call to get some booty' "

Guy 1: (asks a question)
Guy 2: (answers with smart ass remark)
Guy 1: "You are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
Guy 2: (smiles)"Yes I am"

by BigFeet4Life July 20, 2008

A Dirty Yard Gnome

A sexual act involving a yard gnome used as both a vaginal and anal dildo. Usually used while a girl is on her period, but to give a true dirty yard gnome the woman has to also have a case of diarrhea.

Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend is into some freaky things.

Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?

Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.

by madworldradio July 12, 2009

Dirty Hobo Cock

1.) A total asshole, sack of shit.
2.) One who possesses the traits of a jerk off.
3.) Emphasis on something really sucky or shitty.

1.) That prick who stole my wallet is a dirty hobo cock.

2.) Bernie Madoff is a God dam dirty hobo cock.

3.) Getting laid-off sucks. It sucks dirty hobo cock.

by Dirty, Filthy Girl April 8, 2009

dirty mark sanchez

playing fast and loose in someone's ass, gets shit all over all everyone.

He was playing like a dirty mark sanchez and got shit everywhere.

by Dirty Diggs December 31, 2012

dirty swedish butter

Butter smuggled from sweden to norway during the great butter shortage of 2011.

Give me some of that dirty swedish butter for my friggen sandwich!

by jonasbeaver December 25, 2011

to do someone dirty

To deliberately treat someone very badly and unfairly.

My homeboy did me dirty by swooping on my girl.

To do someone dirty, he did not take out the frozen food.

by XxElmoxX November 11, 2022