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Its phrase/ figure of speech that means like ''you got to be kidding me''
U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off if you think you can fit more girl in your sudan than i can fit in my van
by SHLAMY August 24, 2019
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That's what I told my first wife.

Much like the popular phrase "that's what she said", "that's what I told my first wife" can apply to male only references. The first known use was by Michael Thor Lengies Sept. 2012.
Perfect set ups:
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."

Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."

Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."

Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."

Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,
by JoeliusC September 28, 2012
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Get your finger out of my face

ABBY LEE MILLER: i said brooke is your mother speaking for you-
KELLY can i speak to the managar HYLAND: GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE
kids: ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Jill: ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
Christi: ๐Ÿคญ
Mellisa: ๐Ÿƒ โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ
by getyourfingeroutofmyface June 1, 2021
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My nigga ima whoop ur ass

when a nigga be a dumbass and u gotta whoop them
Jeffrey: "Bro I'm not coming today I'm going to clap cheeks"
Leo: "My nigga ima whoop ur ass"
by shut up hei gui June 21, 2021
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finger the shit out of my pussy

an act of violently inserting the finger(s) into a womans vagina to pleasure. Often requested by those of a promiscuous nature.
Slut 1: (Corners boy) I want you to finger the shit out of my pussy...NOW!!
by holyfingerfuck April 21, 2011
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I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS
I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf
by Fig boy December 7, 2018
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you have my poodle, give it back.

An exclimation used to express anger over the failure to return another man/womans poodle.
charlie, you son of a bitch, you have my poodle, give it back.
by ELsei August 12, 2007
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