White man tears

White man semen

She's thinks she's drinking white man tears, but she's really drinking white male semen

by My name is ???? December 11, 2022

The Hat Man

The Hat Man is only seen after taking sufficient amounts of Benadryl. He usually stands in the corner of your room and watches you.

I can't take Benadryl anymore because I owe the hat man money.

by Pteryo November 12, 2023

Man Whore

A Man Whore is a boy who is too much of a bitch to commit to a relationship. And doesn’t deserve anyone or anything.

girl 1 - he broke my heart, i can’t believe this.

girl 2 - he’s cam what did you expect, he’s the biggest man whore ever.

by Tehehehe3 November 19, 2019

two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.

"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"

by captain quacker June 30, 2017

A Man

A miserable little pile of secrets.

"What is a man? a miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!"

by RussianWithAPassion March 15, 2022

Motion man

His name is Abeeeeeeeeeead Abid amotionman young motion getter motion lotion junior etc etc

If you wanna be like Abid the motion man you gotta have motion

by motionlotionJr January 2, 2024

noodle shop man

the dude at the shop that sells noodles for two doodles

“my noodle shop better then yours” - noodle shop man

by yeetedselfoutwindow November 16, 2018