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Dirty Pirate Hooker

(n.) - An alcohol shot modeled after the Dirty Girl Scout. Coat your mouth in chocolate syrup, take a shot of Sailor Jerry's (or Captain Morgan) rum, and exclaim, "Yaaarrrgh!" after swallowing.
by TheLoudestFan November 30, 2009
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Dirty Bitch Slap

When your man pulls out to come, you put your hand up and catch some of his jizz, then shove it in his face.
He was trying to aim for my face, so I decided to give him a taste of his own medicine by dirty bitch slapping him.
by ChazMMichael July 6, 2011
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Dirty South Cleanser

While receiving a blumpkin or country blumpkin, the issuing party inserts her index or middle digit into the recipient's asshole. This combination has many therapuetic benefits, including constipation relief.
At the point of climax, the issuer removes her finger, usually releasing a substantial amount of fecal matter and creating intense feelings of pleasure, relief, and full-bodied cleansing.
1) I finally convinced my girl to give me a Dirty South Cleanser yesterday.
2) Conswaila is kindof slow at cleaning the house, but she sure knows how to give a great Dirty South Cleanser.
3) As if receiving the blumpkin wasn't great enough, she slipped me the Dirty South Cleanser to really clean the pipes!
by Tiger Tickler November 8, 2009
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2,000 Dirty Flushes

Ingesting a copious amount of blue food coloring in order to turn ones fecal matter blue with the intent of upperdecking an unsuspecting person. The result is a "blue water effect" in the toilet bowl similar to that of commercial cleaning products.
Lance downed 2 cups of blue food coloring and in 12 hours he's doing the 2,000 dirty flushes on Jaimies toilet. That bitch will think she's getting a clean bowl.... but she's not. Jaimie is a dumb ass.
by lilmissblue August 29, 2010
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dirty pillow fight

a girl rubbing her boobs in a man's face
she gave him quite the dirty pillow fight last night
by katsopolis December 2, 2007
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dirty mud duck

A dirty, ugly, smelly, stupid, shit talking, slut that has sex with more than one guy in the same day without a shower in between.
I would touch the dirty mud duck with your dick !!!
by daspa April 27, 2011
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Dirty Harry

When a girl (or guy depending if you're gay or not) takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass. Then the guy gives him or her annol. Then once the guy has the shit all over his dick, the girl or guy gives him head to suck n lick all of the shit off.
"Yo I got a dirty harry."
"I did a dirty harry with my girlfriend. It felt great!"
by Joe La June 24, 2007
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