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I don't play Duke Nukem 3D

"yo dude honestly, I don't play Duke Nukem 3D"
"same bro~"
(then they kiss passionately)
by squillam June 9, 2023
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i shiggled

when you laugh so hard you shit a little
by starry da great December 17, 2024
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if I ever find you

If ever I should find you:

*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.

*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.

*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".

*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.

*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.

*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.

*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.

*I promise morning talks to evening walks.

*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.

*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.

*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.

*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.

*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.

*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.

*I promise you will know you are loved.
If I ever find you…

Life changes. I will never lose hope.

These, my promises.
by Aurelius Vicque August 28, 2023
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I have to wake up early

When you are with your buddies and someone responses “I have to wake up early” to the question “you want another beer?” They are being a little bitch
Hey Chima want another beer?

Nah I have to wake up early tomorrow.

Stop being a little bitch man.
by 0007DM November 25, 2021
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I shit on babies

👨🏿 🦲
by AMOGUSAMOGUS69AMOGUS May 27, 2021
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I-8

Dumbass highway that begins in Case grande Arizona and ends in San Diego California Bypassing The capital of Arizona Known as Phoenix
Homie just use I-8 to avoid Phoenix.
by WBAP December 1, 2021
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I heart/<3 emo bitches

Sam: Hi Paul
Paul: Hello Sam how are you
Sam: I got asked out by an emo bitch
Paul: Is that a good thing or a bad thing
Sam: It is good, I heart/<3 emo bitches
by that idiot in the corner August 30, 2022
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