Little man syndrome

The crippling inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10, who suffer from the devastating disability of manletism). Thusly doubly disabled, the little man syndrome-infected mental and physical midget manlet can often be found tearfully chasing after chihuahuas because the much larger heroic hounds stole his high heels, throwing a hissy fit in front of primary schools because all the other children inside are much taller than him and using a step-ladder in order to precariously balance atop of garden gnomes in an amusingly feebly attempt at feeling like a big boy for once in his laughably lowly, little life. If you are a witness to a case of little man syndrome, immediately contact the Manlet Detection Agency and, after telling the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy that short people got no reason, direct the obstinately offending humbled hobbit to the nearest manlet pit where he is to surrender his high heels, height boosting insoles and butt plug and sobbingly await his impending arrest.

Luna: Lol, do you remember when Tiny Tom "Short Fuse" Cruise girlishly jumped on Oprah's couch in 2005, like the diminutive child that he is, because he overdosed on Scientology before coming (out) on stage? Emily: Of course! How could I possibly forget such a classic case of little man syndrome? Maximum manletism - complete and utter overcompensation.

by ManletDepreciator September 26, 2024

Man-in law

When you steal your sister/brother partner

Grace is Jess man-in law.

by anonymous February 20, 2024

red man

red man is a red man who marries 2nd cousin (also known as red neck)

ur a red man cuz u marry ur coisin

by HugeBoi May 14, 2019

Iron man

A dead nigga

Go commit iron man

by I no gay May 4, 2019

the-yeet-man-returns

A sentence you say out of hope, or out of fear if you are a normie or a thot.

(Person 1):"There's no hope, it's over!"
(Person 2):"No, the-yeet-man-returns!"

by the-yeet-man-returns November 7, 2019

Kool Aid Man

He's the life of the party. He saves many children from thirst all through the summer, but he is nothing but sugar and water. He will melt when it rains. He has a bad habit of busting through the wall to party's uninvited scaring the little children. Make sure before you let him leave he pays for the damage. He'll go OH YEAH!!'

The Kool Aid Man busted through the door.

by the flavor aid man July 21, 2018

Spider-Man Pop 1223

my awesome fuckin pop

hey did you see the spider-man pop 1223
yea that's fuckin awesome

by sigma skibidi rizzla July 23, 2024