The Homeless Olympics

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.

Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018

Spicy Food Olympics

The imaginary olympics for Thai people who think they won gold medals because of being able to eat spicy food.

Thai person: Can you eat spicy food?
Tourist: No,you guys have already won all gold medals in Spicy Food Olympics.Right on!

by Kermode Bear September 27, 2018

ashtyn rae oliver

She is the most amazing girl in the world so so gorgeous she is nothing but a special to me i think you are most amazing sight i have ever seen word can explain what i think about you. I wish i could see that smile when you read this beautiful ❤️

Ashtyn Rae Oliver deserves the. Nothing but the world.

by Baseballholic 2345 November 25, 2018

turning an old Volvo into a goat

the main event at a Bay Area play party

We're turning an old Volvo into a goat at Eunice's party tonight. I hear that Bob and Mortimer are participating.

by Frauleinbird December 8, 2018

Shon Motherfucking Olson

That guy.

Q: Who played this music?

A: Shon Motherfucking Olson

Q:How did he make that pool shot? I didn't think that was possible.
A:He is Shon Motherfucking Olson, that's how.

by DannyNoonan89 February 24, 2019

I have 20 years old

A common mistake made by Brazilians speakers of English. In Portuguese, people "have" their ages.

How old are you, Neymar?
I have 20 years old.

by NonNative March 17, 2019

The days of the old republic

Used to refer to a time period in the past where things were better.

In the days of the old republic I had much more freedom than I have now

by YuOfTheNight April 1, 2019