Your dad

you as a person need to understand that your father is never going to come back and you need to accept that beacuse you cant just whine like a 5 year old. I say MAN UP YA FU--ING TWAT CUZ HES NOT COMMING BACK.

kid: hey wheres your dad?

you: idk

kid: how dont you know?

you: every time i ask my mom she says he is going to get the milk

kid: im so sorry

you: thank you

by IMD123BRUH January 5, 2023

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thrown your handbag in the river

To go gay, specifically Lesbian. The term is really used to mean that you are becoming a lesbian from being straight.

Originally came from Kath and Kim (Australia)

Kath: Kim, I want you to know, I know that you've thrown your handbag in the river and I'm okay with that...

by Phalange Asphyxiation September 11, 2023

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your mom

the funniest joke we know

Obama: “when did i ask?”
You: “your mom”

by joesmama888 February 6, 2022

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National plow your neko day

it's national plow your neko day! might aswell show your pet neko boy/girl a good time!

the holiday national plow your neko day meant to show your neko love and plow them! Any good owner knows the holiday. Lasts august 16- august 20th.

by Lulu topper August 16, 2021

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Grass that will put you on your ass

A really strong stran of marijuana that will put you on your butt after 1 hit

Christian McClellan took too much off the grass that will put you on your ass.

by Cpuff the whiter June 2, 2019

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gunner your sieve

A very disturbing sexual term involving a basket of apples, a pogostick, and a bus full of nuns. Only big nerds named Maddie, who try to act suave, use this term though.

But the only way we're going to settle this is if you come up here and gunner your sieve.

by wowveryamazing4 June 16, 2020

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