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by anonymous November 7, 2023

If you do it, I'll do it

When you are not wanting to do something,but your friend agrees to do it. So both of you do it

Bro I can't pee in teacher's coffee. But if you do it, I'll do it

by Artific1al November 8, 2023

If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?

Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...

JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023

Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it

mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.

Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!

by M4A11X November 8, 2023

See you later, 'nvestigator!

Don't talk to da police!

Special Agent Johnson: Hello, can I talk to you for a moment?
You: Sorry, I do not speak to da Ef-Bee-Aye!
Special Agent Johnson: But I just wanna ask if you happen to know anything about ---
You: See you later, 'nvestigator!

by QuacksO November 8, 2023

national i love you day

tell your loved ones or partner how much you appreciate them and value their comfort

ex: Pan: hey joey! i love you so much even if i dont always express it or show it.

Joey: why are you telling me this now?
Pan: Bc it’s national i love you day duh!!

by @M23y November 8, 2023

sniffing what you are passing

Another way of saying, "I'm picking up what you're putting down"

Someone says "do you know what I mean?" And you respond "yes, I'm sniffing what you are passing"

by Incognudo November 8, 2023