Friendlies man

friendlies man - an argentine goblin that disappears in competitive games and statpads in friendlies e.g 0 goals in 5 appearances against brazil in competitive games but 5 goals in 6 friendly games.A.K.A. Pessi,Eibarman,Boliviaman,Estoniaman,etc.

Friendlies man or let me say Estoniaman has struggled in competitive matches in this current season but has unlocked his genjutsu in friendly matches by having 5 goals in 6 friendly matches but 0 in 12 competitive matches against 🇧🇷 🇩🇪 🇧🇪 🇫🇷 🇳🇱 🇪🇸🇨🇭

Greatest stat padder of all time!!

by Zeusofx June 5, 2022

Hey man

Something a non virgin says to act like a virgin

"Stop saying hey man after every sentence, I know you fucked her last night."

by Dropping the soap June 8, 2022

Man clean

Man clean is to deeply penetrate whatever it is that you are cleaning such as using a pressure washer, power tool, or some other high powered mechanical/ electrical machine to do the job. Heavy chemicals that are non organic and completely corrosive to the environment are applied to the cleansing process.

Hey babe, you couldn’t get the stain out of that rug? I’ll have to man clean it.

by Jsome001 June 8, 2022

WHOO-MAN

Whoo-man (woman) is a girl who loses her virginity or sleeps around with men at a young age.
If you pronounce whoo-man, you pronounce the whoo with a much deeper voice. And you don't pronounce it like woman, it's different. WHOOOO-MAN!! WHOO!! Whoo-man.

She's not a girl anymore? She's a WHOO-MAN now?
She's been a WHOO-MAN for a very longtime now.

by destiny's chile, chile June 9, 2022

White Man In The Room Syndrome

when a White man who is part of a group includes women and/or minorities feels that he must assert himself by sharing (often unsolicited) knowledge regarding a subject that is being discussed. This makes him feel and potentially appear to be the authority on this subject, in that group.

This guy is married to a Karen, and unfortunately he suffers from White Man In The Room Syndrome.

by smellsterriblygood June 9, 2022

i would never dance for a man

what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang

tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!

🐕

'starts dancing like a garbage'

by ok i pull up June 12, 2022

The longest sentence known to man

A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.

I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022