May 9th

National text your crush day

Ella: It's may 9th national text your crush day *texts crush*
Jake: Wait why did you text me

by Anonymous7694 May 9, 2021

May 10

Mothers Day for angel mums.

It’s May 10 it’s Mother’s Day today.

by Angelmammy10 May 10, 2021

May 10th

National "give up on your life and worship pearl from steven universe" day

"It's May 10th, you know what that means."
"no i dont"
"its the day where you give up on your life and worship pearl from steven universe"
"ohhhh"

by p3arL. May 10, 2021

May 24th

The day we’ve all been waiting for, eat a bowl of Rigatoni pasta day, foretold by the history of tumblr.

person 1: yo bro what day is it today?
person 2: it’s May 24th 2021
person 1: OH SHIT BRO WE GOTTA EAT THE RIGATONI IVE BEEN WAITING 4 YEARS FOR THIS

by true g0d May 11, 2021

Mai-Zho

1. A word that means everything and nothing.

2. A phrase shouted while pointing a gun at someones head at point blank in an Asian accent.

1. "Mai-Zho?" "Oh, Mai-Zho Mai-Zho" "Mai-Zho!" "Mai-ZhoMai-Zho? Mai-Zho!!!!

2. (asian people are robbing a bank)
"Mai-Zho!" "Mai-Zho!" "where da money!" "Mai-Zho!" "Mai-Zho!"

by Badger Dick January 26, 2012

may 8th

A real bitch birthday !😴🎂

👤:oh yo birthday on may 8th
me:YOP u kno us taurus do it tha best🤣

by 4kt is trash April 24, 2023

May 4th

May 4th is National slap the fuck out of every friend you have day

Friend 1: yooooo, you know what day it is today

Friend 2: may 4th, why?

Friend 1: it’s National slap the fuck out of friend you have day.

friend 3: OHHHH SHIT

Friend 4: RUNNNN

Friend 2: your not scary bro

Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me

Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1

by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023