Van Helsing procedure

The method for destroying a vampire espoused by Abraham Van Helsing, MD, PhD, DLitt, JD, etc, etc, etc. It calls for driving a stake through the undead one's heart, cutting off its head, stuffing its mouth with garlic, and placing the head between its knees. It nearly always works unless Hollywood needs to resurrect the vampire for a sequel.

"We'll make sure Lush Rimjob stays in his grave by applying the Van Helsing procedure."

by Phlatus the Elder February 28, 2023

Van high school

The place where red necks run wild getting there cousin pregnant, white kids wish they were from the hood and where the football team hangs black people and the bathrooms smell like juul mango pods and long cut grizzly

Bro you know billy yea he went to van and got mouth cancer from dipping and van high school

by Handlemegood November 29, 2018

van

a kid that tries to fit in but we all know no one likes him, he copys this kid named luka and he d rides jack, nico, and anatole. Also he is horrible at basketball.

This kid Van thinks he is cool

by jetpa,papasmurf,papapill,bucky December 19, 2023

Dance on Vans

Vans is a famous shoes brand because of its simple design. You can draw on them, beat them, and they are still there, they might make you look better. Dance on Vans means, you gotta be yourself, do not show off anything. It also means creating art

Ex: Do not show off dude. Dance on Vans
Ex
A: Idk how to mix these colours to look good
B: Just relax and Dance on Vans I know you can do it

by Yung LaFlame September 23, 2019

Mini-van

Mini-van... sticking two fingers in a girls vagina and five fingers in her anus, simulating the seating capacity of a minivan. Two in the front, five in the rear.

Tom: Thanks for cooking dinner tonight baby, I appreciate all the things you do for me...

Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.

by Charlieangusbuttchug October 21, 2019

Van

A tall skinny blond kid who drinks Mayo and deals gum at high prices to sleep deprived teenagers

Where’d you get that gum?
I got it from a Van.

by Darkly and Lightly November 23, 2021

Van

White sexy motherfacka

Ooooo he looks like a Van

by Alangarcia123 November 3, 2021