fut'tuna

Fut'Tuna; A horrible concoction consisting of Jizz mixed with smegma and spit rolled up in toilet paper ready to be thrown. (Pronounced fuh - ton- yuh)

Mean Guy: Boy I'm gonna stick my Fut'tuna in your mouth!!!!!

Me: Please don't I'm scared I don't want your Fut'tuna in my mouth big boy!!!!

(Fut'tuna)

by SquirtJuiceBender June 19, 2025

Heat Seeking Tuna Missile

The thing in my pants.

See above for the example for: Heat Seeking Tuna Missile.

by newby0713 December 9, 2009

Splash'n the tuna

When a man ejaculates into a women's vagina.

Brett was splash'n the tuna all night long.

by lilblackdresz March 2, 2011

Charlie the Tuna

A guy who can't get laid. Based on a series of commercials back in the day,where the title character wanted to be hooked by Star-Kist but wasn't high enough quality.

sorry charlie sorry laid virgin no action star-kist Charlie the Tuna

by unamuno April 17, 2014

One eyed tuna

When your boyfriend is going down on you and your pussy is sensitive but he won't stop. Clock him with the palm of your hand in the eye. He will rise up mouth gaping, and moist, winking one eye gasping.

I had a great cum but he wouldn't stop so I have him a " one eyed tuna"

by Love punch April 19, 2018

talking to the tuna

The sexual act of performing oral sex on a woman. To "eat out" a chic. Using your tongue to pleasure a woman's vagina and klitoris

"Man, I was talking to the tuna when my little brother banged on the door and interrupted me." "Sorry, I gotta go. My girlfriend wants me to talk to the tuna."

by SpectacularRabbi September 26, 2017

connor’s tentacle

a term used to describe someone in a lit vamps gc with pure bants and dirty jokes

aye i want to be a connor’s tentacle

by littybradders October 29, 2017