tree-top

adjective- refers to phenomenon in Vietnam when cowardly soldiers would climb trees and maintain that it was an effective fighting position. In modern usage this term describes someone who avoids confrontations but talks about it later as if they were involved.

Nah, he didn't do shit, he's just a tree-top mother fucker

by dittoheadfred May 1, 2009

karrot top

When you or a hot bitch gives you two paper cuts on the tip of your penis making a x.

This hot bitch gave me a Karrot top. It hurt but I liked it!

by MASTERBLASTER69 November 18, 2005

top of the art

What you say when you want to piss off your coworkers.

My coding is top of the art.

by Jedirock December 19, 2014

top tip

Dickkkkkkkkksssssss

I love those top tips😂😂😂

by YOURRRR MOMMMMM April 19, 2018

Top Dawg

A person who is a god in mortal form, they usually have the name Jamie. They have friends from all over the world and go to every epic event! Everyone wants to be top dawg but aren't as cool as the real top dawg (Jamie Gray).

Ted: Did you go to that mad shout last night Will?
Will: Nah g, was grounded - Jamie will have gone
Ted: Oh shit of course haha, I mean he is top dawg innit

Jack: I wanna be top dawg
Ted and Will: Shut up Jack only Jamie can be top dawg

by badmanfarrand April 10, 2017

crotch top

a portable computing devise that fits more comfortably on your crotch than on your lap.

Donna: "Hey Jimmy, new lap top?"
Jimmy: "No. Actually, it's a crotch top. Wanna see my power cord?"

by keVIInXI February 18, 2011

Top Shagger will

A very tall non square headed YouTuber way better than big fat sticky saggy old floppy manapusal 55 year old Jill Hudson.

Today I'm going to see twoti with top Shagger will

by Ya mum browne November 24, 2019