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Spoon

Shovels, but for foods.
John: "I can't wait to eat with my SHOVEL!"
Jane: "Do you mean spoon, you dumbfuck?"
by Mei ChingChong August 19, 2020
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glass spoon

A glowing spoon to eat ass with. Gl- (glow) ass spoon.
guy 1 : "Did you eat the booty like groceries?"
guy 2 : "You know it, I even brought my glass spoon"
by Turbusense December 20, 2015
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only a spoonful

Used to ironically indicate a huge amount of something, that someone wants to pretend is a small amount.

Based on the joke in King Bach's vine wherein a man asks his friend how much ice cream he can have to which he replies 'only a spoonful' before unveiling a comically large spoon.
A: Dude how much homework did you get?
B: Only a spoonful!
by (void*) September 11, 2023
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Grandfather spoon

Also known as serving utensils - can be used for spoon, fork, knives
Can we get a grandfather spoon to scoop this soup?!
by wxgharvard November 1, 2021
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Spoon

Someone who is emotionally unstable and desperate that clings to you when you haven't know them very long.
Guy 1: Hey, how's Tinder going?
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.
by Faelord August 27, 2020
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mcflurry spoon

A device to use to eat a fart.
booty sex food
by Torro57 May 6, 2016
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Sugar Spoon

by Dove 🕊️ December 1, 2024
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