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morning wood effect

In parallel thinking to the butterfly effect, this is not knowing what will happen when trying something new for the very first time. Like taking a piss with morning wood, you can never predict where or what direction your piss will go.
Like when NASA first had astronauts in space, they had no idea if they would come back alive until they did it.
Those scientists could only rely on the morning wood effect to be in their favor.
by Devil's Workshop Industries April 17, 2014
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morning wood working

When waking up with morning wood, masturbating to climax.
by jager666999 May 14, 2016
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Woods Cross, UT

A suburb of Salt lake City, and also the underdog of bountiful city. Believed to be the hood although crime rates are higher in bountiful, wealthier bountiful citizens just believe that woods cross is ghetto because their rich butts are arrogant and to mentally challenged to acknowledge that it is only the more average middle class that live in woods cross and not actual trashy people. Woods cross was actually rated one of the best places to live near salt lake because of its short commute to slc and is one of the safest most family friendly communities on the Wasatch front. It also has affordable land compared to Neighboring suburbs north salt lake and bountiful. In reality this middle class community only gets a bad name from the ignorant and arrogant upper class of the surrounding communities. If you want to see real white trash go check out the foxboro subdivision of North salt lake or check out west Bountiful city.
Man: where are you from?
Woman: Woods Cross, UT
Man: Hoods Cross?
Woman: *leaves*
by TurtleTown27 January 2, 2019
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Not bad f' Woods

As in the item, object or food is below average. However, if you were stuck in in woods, it would be more than acceptable.
'I thought Sara's hat was hideous, what about you?'

'It's not bad f' Woods'
by Zenkey October 9, 2021
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beaver trimming the wood

"Last night my gf was like a beaver trimming the wood. I can still see the marks on my dick!"
by badmetaphors November 24, 2013
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West End Wood

When you see the eggs come out of the milk carton onto the grill you start feeling some typa way, a way you can only feel while inside West End Dining Hall. Some might get West End Wood when walking by the female cooks with beards, it’s just got you feelin some typa way. Just like when the worker tells you can’t take a gallon of milk to-go so you reply with “Is it your milk?” Once again it’s got you feelin some typa way, a way you can only feel when you’re inside West End Dining Hall. Newbies might get West End Wood when the drink machine says out of order and in reality it’s working perfectly fine shooting out exactly what liquid you want to have to drink with your nice West End meal, my first experience with West End Wood involved this situation. Lastly experienced vets might get West End Wood by walking in sitting down at their table enjoying a fine cuisine and having someone walk up to you and start dancing in front of you, some would say this is very epic when in reality this the true ultimate hardest, biggest, longest West End Wood that you will ever experience in your life.
GUY 1: “Bro why you got a hard on?? There ain’t no baddies in here”

GUY 2: “Bro them chocolate milk eggs out of the carton got me feelin some typa way”

GUY 1: “You must have a case of West End Wood”

Example 2:

Worker: “I see you’re taking a lot of milk to go… You know you can’t do that right?”

Person: “Is it your milk?”

Worker: “No” (Thinks to himself: Why does this man have an erection?)

Person: “Well I’m not gonna stop”

Worker: (Thinks to himself: He must have a case of West End Wood)
by pussypulverizer69 March 1, 2022
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Back Woods Pussy

A woman from the back Woods, holler, one horse town, muddin hole, etc An outlaw woman..may or may not be attractive, but is always down to shotgun a beer, show off her toys, or hook em up and have a toe off. (Weakness : Dually Trucks & back Woods dudes) BWP for short
"Man I'm so glad we came to the country for my bachelor party I got some back woods pussy"
by Slomka042 May 14, 2021
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