A sex move where you shove a skewer up some ones ass until a giant log of shit represents the corn dog. Its then dosed in vodka and eaten by the partner for a midnight snack.
Brook: Hey what do you want for breakfast?
Kevin: Im not hungry because of that Russian Corn Dog I had last night...
Kevin: Im not hungry because of that Russian Corn Dog I had last night...
by The Russian Master November 4, 2021
Get the Russian Corn Dogmug. It's like Russian Roulette, except instead of putting the gun to your head each turn, you stick it up your rectum. Due to the potential of STD transfer, a fresh condom can be put on the gun each turn.
Mobster #1: You ever see two guys hate each other so much that they decide to solve their problems with a game of Russian Roulette?
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
by deepspace10 June 30, 2019
Get the Rectal Russian Roulettemug. When a female body builder’s enlarged clit is too erect and visibly protruding under their pants, so they tuck it into their vag to keep it hidden.
“Ay bro, did you see that chick over there by the squat rack? I’m pretty sure I just saw her do a Russian V Tuck. Haha, she’s probably got one bigger than you!”
by Big Z ✨ December 1, 2021
Get the Russian V Tuckmug. by Themathman13 March 2, 2018
Get the russian crab cakemug. by mathiasjb March 31, 2011
Get the Russian Stove Lightmug. when havin anal sex you pull out pour some Vodka or Sminof on your fireman. Then get her to suck it off then resume anal sex.
John: "Hey man, wanna take shots.? You got plenty of Vodka"
Philip: "Naw man, me and my girl are gonna try that Russian Log Flume".
Philip: "Naw man, me and my girl are gonna try that Russian Log Flume".
by 13222465 January 19, 2011
Get the Russian Log Flumemug. the greatest band of all time led by the sexiest man alive Alex Jones. every song they make,makes men cum instantly and tears shed from their eyes
Tim:Have you heard Russian Opium Cartel's new song?
Daniel:No i havent
Tim: well when you do it will make u nut
Daniel:No i havent
Tim: well when you do it will make u nut
by RussianOpiumCartelFanboy January 27, 2019
Get the Russian Opium Cartelmug.