by Presents December 26, 2016
Get the Wrapping paper mug.The act of dipping ones balls in a bucket of drywall mud and then teabagging a lazy or napping member of the constitution crew. Add a peice of drywall tape to make the stamp complete. Members of the #505 local union are the G.O.A.T at the paper stamp.
Mike: "Hey Joe, do you see John's lazy ass sleeping over in the corner?"
Joe: "Yeah , fetch me my mud bucket, I'm about to paper stamp his bitch ass face".
Joe: "Yeah , fetch me my mud bucket, I'm about to paper stamp his bitch ass face".
by My name is mud. January 18, 2025
Get the Paper Stamp mug.When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.
"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"
by Nightx378 November 11, 2022
Get the Paper Straw Effect mug.Crumbled Papers Focus is when you always trancingly permforget your past and try to recollect sometimes and you can not focus like a autistic with a paper that gets too wrinkly that you get to th point you need new papers on repeat
Crumbled Papers Focus; *Orchestrated visual audiological cognical protocol of learned elders of judaizers of SINAI*;
*person permforgets(memory slips/+focus slips) 2 hours worth of footstep/wheelchair thurough information and conductive communicative strategy**tries to recollect focus and strategy and memories nesecary not to look like a nerd**fails**pressurequestioning person comes in th scene telling th person;why did not you hurry up for th dishes**person says my memory slipped and my focus slipped and my strategy slipped like crumbled wrinkly papers on repeat;I got crumbly papers focus th more I age**pressureanswering person I do not care prevagen and medications and shrinks are not nesseccary for this;happens mkaeughy*
*person permforgets(memory slips/+focus slips) 2 hours worth of footstep/wheelchair thurough information and conductive communicative strategy**tries to recollect focus and strategy and memories nesecary not to look like a nerd**fails**pressurequestioning person comes in th scene telling th person;why did not you hurry up for th dishes**person says my memory slipped and my focus slipped and my strategy slipped like crumbled wrinkly papers on repeat;I got crumbly papers focus th more I age**pressureanswering person I do not care prevagen and medications and shrinks are not nesseccary for this;happens mkaeughy*
by Gtos Th Hevenly Witness April 5, 2024
Get the Crumbled Papers Focus mug.by Duhl February 3, 2024
Get the paper straw mug.Paper Rape is when your mom/dad signs a consent form for your field trip, educational enhancement, extracurricular participation, etc. without your actual consent
Dad: Son, I signed the consent form for the field trip
Son: Dad, I didn't want to go.
Dad: Oh no! I committed Paper Rape!
Son: Dad, I didn't want to go.
Dad: Oh no! I committed Paper Rape!
by QueerLawyer February 16, 2021
Get the Paper Rape mug.Something unnecessary during the 2020 coronapocalypse. Ok, people were quarantined, but Corona was NOT a shitting disease. People went vicious for toilet paper, scratching and clawing and in some places, even stabbing each other to get a fucking piece of paper to wipe their ass with.
Girl #1: What’s that scratch on your face from?
Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.
Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.
by Sophia Duarte March 18, 2020
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