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matthew

"matthew" is usually referring to male characters who's main characteristics are: queer, very proper and clean, have short brond hair, are drama queens, sometimes mean, like social media and are single.
ofcourse not all matthews are male nor they need to have all these characteristics.

the name is inspired by Matthew MacDell from the Netflix show: Big Mouth
"to be honest lou from uglydolls is giving me major matthew vibes"

"you are right! he is such a matthew"
by ClownnBoii August 1, 2021
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Matthew

I need to tactical spoon with Matthew to stay warm
by Tactical spoon February 3, 2022
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Matthew

Boy with glasses and wears white champion shoes who period 1 is algebra 1 and his 5th period is science
Matthew was on his phone in class basically all the time but he never got caught
by Lonely_Biatch October 2, 2021
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Matthew Seely

A candidate that lives 100 miles from the district he’s running in.

Alt:
A sociopath that has an inflated self-image, even though everything he has was handed to him.
The guy that nobody likes acts like a Matthew Seely.
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Matthew Bolger

Very very goofy. Wears Hey Dudes- like wtf. Hey dudes are not drip fam you gotta wear newmasters bro.
Really likes Rylann and will do anything to feel the touch of her hand- litterally gave Luke Taylor head for it.
Dude 1- Hey did you see the movie yesterday?
Dude 2- Na I was at the shoe store with Matthew Bolger
by roblox prep man 69696996 March 20, 2023
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davin matthews

Davin Matthews normal Comes with one big nut one small nut, davin Matthews will get his penis sucked by Brian atleast once them go into a drug psychosis
by Jmhemi January 7, 2023
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Matthew

A Matthew is definitely a unique creature. They are generally very tall and think they are the MASTER of everything when I’m reality their not. Matthews are the slowest things in existence slower then the Toyota Prius. Matthew’s are actually very similar to snails. They move very slowly and take forever to get ready especially takes forever to get out of the car. Being named Matthew means that you also suffer from a unique sleep schedule, almost similar to the way a hamspter sleeps, never on a set sleep scheldue, awake at random times (mostly late night hours 😉) , even goes the extra step to bring a blanket to sleep in school. Lastly, being named Matthew means that you snap every girl within a 100 mile radius of where you live.
Matthew is a unique creature

Matthew’s are generally in a better mood when intoxicated
by Lamboman18 February 12, 2022
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