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Slotted spoon

When you finger a girl with your 4 fingers and she squirts and it drips in between your fingers as you take your hand out.
I was with Valarie last night and I gave her the slotted spoon. She didn’t know what hit her.
by MobyRichard December 19, 2023
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Sean Stanley Soup Spoon

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face
I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon
by Wutarmellun April 6, 2023
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Backpack Spoon

An alternative terminology to the traditional "big spoon" and "little spoon." Couples who argue over spooning positions may use this without disregarding convention if the smaller partner feels more comfortable cuddling from behind, with "backpack" implying that someone smaller would be strapped around the bigger partner as if they were a normal sized backpack, which is typically smaller than the individual.
Partner 1: Can I be the small spoon tonight? You always make me the big spoon and it feels wrong, ok?
Partner 2: No honey it's ok. You're the backpack spoon.
by redditgod November 4, 2024
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Spoon-jacked

The act of stealing, or "jacking", multiple spoons from the Wendy's located inside Jester West at The University of Texas.
"Dude we just spoon-jacked the fuck out of them. I won't need spoons for a month!"
by Rug Maker January 26, 2010
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spoon-licker

you're a spoon-licker
by vertebrae.org November 24, 2021
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Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019
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Dicked the spoon

Wiping the head of a dick with a spoon used to get coconut oil.
I dicked the spoon after I used it to get coconut oil out of the jar.
by Diane Zwart October 14, 2018
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