Lay down on your bed and chant the following, "Lord Hlad, deflower my body and be my shawty." three times to summon him to get raped.
Shannon laid down and repeated, "Lord Hlad, deflower my body and be my shawty," 3 times and summoned him into the room, she was promptly deflowered by Lord Hlad.
by ludoplh the red nosed reindeer January 1, 2025
Get the Lord Hladmug. by Esharp The Only December 28, 2022
Get the Lord Autismomug. The realest neimon on the west side of Compton. Capped like 30 motherfuckers in one night and didn't even give a fuck. Probably fucked your bitch in the ass so hard that she went home and had to shit the nut out. Really does fuck the baddest west side hoes and smokes an ounce a week.
by Boosie November 22, 2013
Get the Lord Pristicmug. by theonlypapa15 November 27, 2019
Get the The Lord’s Chipsmug. In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.
Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?"
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."
by girlfrontbyloona January 31, 2022
Get the Lorde's Onion Rings Accountmug. 
by Wae ;) October 2, 2020
Get the Mrs Lordmug.