When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.
He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE
He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE
by The uriniser October 1, 2019
Get the Piss on his chipsmug. 
A guy who is super cheap and lives to the name of “chip off the old block” because he’s simple a crumb of a man and a crumby man. Someone who breaks your boundaries and says it’s out of love. A person who has lights you into thinking you’re mentally unstable because you don’t want to be with him. Is usually bald and short and has a small penis.
by maria THA lAST LETTE DEAD November 26, 2021
Get the chipmug. by Just tryna help August 17, 2017
Get the Chipsmug. Piss and chips is a phrase used as a stand-in to more common phrases such as, “Hello,” and “Uhhhhh.”
by Wyattwalnut December 1, 2020
Get the Piss and chipsmug. by Vaixl June 24, 2018
Get the Twat Chipmug. by Chip taker May 31, 2024
Get the Chip Givermug.