Fuck my Boots!

A useful phrase for exhibiting surprise - typically disgust.

*Karan takes her mask off

You: Fuck my Boots!

by Help525600 November 6, 2020

Boot

marine corps term used to describe a recent boot camp graduate. You can tell by their high and tight haircut, yelling out cadences when running/walking, often works out with a camelback, and posts obnoxious stuff on how "motivated" and "dedicated" they are on social media. Will also brag about how they love to serve their country to their civilian friends and cry at the sight of a bald eagle.

Jon: "God damn fucking field day again"
Boot fuck: "Oorah, kill kill, fucking motivated and dedicated"

Jon:"fucking boot"

by Knight_slayer April 29, 2015

Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.

"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."

by Dave TTB September 6, 2013

boot

if there is some1 that you don't like for various reasons, then they are a boot

see her she is such a fukin boot

by LAURA December 28, 2004

spooky boots

Something that nobody will understand unless you’re Martins Daughter.

His spooky boots were not spooky crocs.

by Classic Spooky Boots October 11, 2021

as a boot

Can be applied to anything, anytime, best used in groups of people from Delaware

"Dude I'm hungry as a boot" or "that shit was hard as a boot" or "let's get high as a boot"

by deadlikeu82 June 21, 2016

groovy boots

Really good stuff.

I'll be there at 7. Groovy boots and coolio! See you then.

by Mstrpaen April 3, 2017