suicide toilet

going to the bathroom a minute before online classes, especially if you're already waiting for the host to start the meeting or are in the waiting room

"i have no idea how the teacher didn't catch me doing the suicide toilet"

by depressoespressocattict September 24, 2020

High-Rise Suicide

When you go into an elevator by yourself and jerk off before you reach your floor. (The closer the better)

Me: I felt risky yesterday and decided to do the high-rise suicide

by Uhmyeahgocrazy April 6, 2019

suicide

When you know life sucks so you give up on all the dumb humans around you

If I have another math exam i‘m gonna jump off that roof, lemme do suicide

by NoHuman February 12, 2022

Suicide

Something you do after fighting with a boar and almost losing.

"Hey Jamie, how did that boar fight go?"
"Have you considered suicide you autistic fuck."

by Aks_l July 21, 2019

brodie online suicidal pedo rage

when pedo brodie goes on an online kiddy images bender and all his serotonin has depleted his balls to dry semen retching. loyal friends provide online suicide watch & pretend friends avoid him

brodie online suicidal pedo rage arhhhh!!!!!

by mrs tosser November 28, 2025

Secondhand Suicide

When you want to be dead and/or want to kill yourself, but you can't and hope/want someone else to do it for you.
(Found off Tiktok, not my original definition)

"I want to kms but I can't do it myself...can you do it for me dude?"
"Dude, no, that's secondhand suicide!"

by Extra wtf February 8, 2023

Suicide

The act of killing yourself. Most people who try to commit suicide might have depression. If someone you know wants to commit suicide, please call the suicide hotline. Nobody should kill themselves because they matter a lot to us.

Please do not commit suicide, you matter.

by ZacLovesCats December 9, 2023