Sentence One:
A Stranger comes up to JKMN (Noel) and asks "Do you wanna Sprite Cranberry?"
Your walking down the street, like every other normal winter day. In the distance, you hear a faint "Its the thirst, Thirstiest time, of the year. Someone then proceeds to jump out at you and scream "DO YOU WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY?"
friend one: did you know that sprite hits different?
friend two: wdym how dose it hit different?
friend one:Its absolutely magical one of the greatest drinks on the planet created by the hands of the gods its beautiful and the second it touches your tongue it gives a sense of comfort and makes you feel safe it brings serenity to my mouth and makes me feel like I'm above the clouds looking at the world and basking in the glory of the sun it feels orgasmic as it enters my body and sends a shock through you like its cleansing you its absolutely 100% for sure the greatest drink known to man kind.
friend one: sprite hits different you know?
friend two: how?
friend one:Its absolutely magical one of the greatest drinks on the planet created by the hands of the gods its beautiful and the second it touches your tongue it gives a sense of comfort and makes you feel safe it brings serenity to my mouth and makes me feel like I'm above the clouds looking at the world and basking in the glory of the sun it feels orgasmic as it enters my body and sends a shock through you like its cleansing you its absolutely 100% for sure the greatest drink known to man kind