Smarta morgana

The phenomenon of assuming to have spotted an empty parking spot and realizing - when approaching further - that the parking spot is already occupied by a Smart car that could not be seen from a further distance.

"There's a free parking spot over there between the SUVs!"

(approaching)

"Damn, it's already occupied by a Smart. The SUVs are blocking the view"

"That's a clear-cut case of a Smarta morgana"

by hoschi October 23, 2009

shartasm

A shartasm is an orgasm accompanied by a shart.

"What's that awful stench?" asked Tony, pausing mid stroke.

"I just had a shartasm," said Suzy, grinning weakly.

by scodder August 14, 2010

Shart

A fart where you actually deficate yourself by trying too hard

I just sharted myself

by mc sharter September 3, 2010

Shart

An attempt to impress friends with a huge gas bomb while inadvertantly seeping liquid and/or solids into ones under garments. Most likely ending with discarding our underwear.

"Oh guys...I think I just sharted, let me clean up and take a shower. Just give me five minutes would ya??"

by NVV August 13, 2012

Samarth syndrome

Samarth syndrome: May also refer to Type V Glycogen Disorder where there is prominent exercise intolerance. Strong association with delusions about Lebron James.

Hey you wanna go to the gym with me today? Sorry I have Samarth Syndrome and can't workout I am just going to watch highlights of the King.

by Iamyourhandler February 20, 2018

Sartorians

Sartorians is what you call the Jacob Sartorius supporters. They are a lovely fandom who stans Jacob and always has his back and never fails on defending him. They always stand by him through the thick and thin.

Person: “Dude have you seen the sartorians on instagram. They’re going crazy on Jacob’s new picture.”

Other person: “I’m not surprised. They’re amazing supporters.”

by lushfuljacob April 15, 2019

Projectile shartarrhea

see shartarrhea

When I see Katie, I'm going to projectile shartarrhea on her chest.

by FDR's roommate April 16, 2009