crippled simp

Yeah bro he’s all about her and he fell last night, he’s definitely a crippled simp.
by Katias98 March 08, 2022
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Dorty SIMP

A dorty simp is when one of the boys has been caught lacking by one of the other boys and still won’t admit to being a simp aka OISIN MCKEEVER
by YouDortySlag July 28, 2020
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Fat simp

by some.random.simp January 07, 2021
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Blobfish Simp

Some who is an absolute simp for aBlobfish.
I can't help but be a Blobfish Simp
by bruh kid 68 August 20, 2020
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Backwards Simping

Being rude, disorderly, disrespectful to women in order to gain power or attention from women in the hopes that the "nice guys finish last" and "women like assholes" myth will apply to them.
He hates Simps that cater to women so he'll start backwards simping because women don't deserve nice.
by Dallas AP August 04, 2021
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Table Simping

The act of being submissive to a person simply because they bought a table at a nightclub. Typically occurs when a dude with daddy's money isn't funny or capable of speaking to women, so he spends $5-10k on a table and invites a hot girl with 30+ bodies to stand next to him at his table. The girl wears a slutty cocktail dress and the guy wears ripped light wash jeans, Yeezy's, a gold chain on the outside of his shirt, and a black t-shirt so tight it might as well be painted on. The entire concept is adjacent to prostitution. It's an easy way for beta men to fuck a whore without 'technically' paying for it.
"Hey friends, I was thinking of having a group dinner at my place this Thursday. Maybe cook up some chicken parm and sip some wine while we watch the sunset! Are you interested?"

"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."
by artfuldodger69 August 19, 2022
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