Megamouth Shark

A species of shark that was discovered in 1976 when a U.S. naval ship caught one on its anchor. Scientists dubbed it megamouth, for obvious reasons. Since then, the shark has been proven to be extremely elusive. Only 100 specimens of them have so far been found, but every one that can be examined reveals new information about these strange sharks.

Megamouth sharks can grow up to be 18 ft. (5.5 cm) long. To fuel such a huge body, it needs a lot of food, but, surprisingly l, this big fish is not a big game Hunter. It's a filter feeder and most of its diet consists of tiny, planktonic animals, which it strains from the water.

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

shark pet

Stroking a female against the hair grain to test if she's gotten a close shave. Apparently sharks are slippery one way and rough the opposite.

Ah, you're from France. Mind if I do a little "shark pet" before this evening's shenanigans?

by theycallmecarmen92 July 10, 2018

stealing the shark

Taking an unnecessary risk to take an animal, only do hard time and end up a topic on mediocre morning radio.

Had a few beers last night, and we ended up stealing the shark.

by Chuck Diapers July 31, 2018

Carpet Shark

The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.

Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.

by Silverslash January 18, 2019

Coffee Shark

When a glass of coffee is spiked with a floating sunstance.

"Man, i never expected to get a coffee shark"

by Penbutt er September 6, 2018

Shark check

when passers-by catch sight of a woman and a baby pram, their first reaction is to check the pram's contents to see for themselves how cute the baby is. Upon noticing that the baby is brown/mixed and the woman white (thus betraying their expectation that the baby/mother duo were alike), the observer's eyes are helplessly drawn towards the baby once more to readjust their perception that the white woman is a mudshark. This second look constitutes the shark check, confirming that the white woman has sharked it up.

Something felt off with that woman's toddler. I shark checked it and take it that its father is a citizen of a vibrant stock.

by Nubby Numbat October 7, 2018

scuba sharks

the bestest underwater pals you could have :).

the scuba sharks belonged to Forrest and would die with them in a heartbeat.

by fonfoo June 2, 2018