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Jaydon Sancho

When someone is really well payed for their job, but continually complains about having to work usually whilst not working yet being paid.
“I’m so bored of work, I just finished another season on fifa ultimate, I also played a game with my boss planting a seed saying I was unhappy with my pay and thinking of leaving”

“Fuck me, you having a Jaydon Sancho!”
by Woolfordjnr August 14, 2025
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Sacramento Satchel

The act of shoving your to go food up your ass instead of asking for a to go box. Instead, farting out little bites of food for the rest of the day.
Hey man I’m pretty full, do you wanna get to go boxes?”

“Nah dude, I’m gonna take all my to go food in my Sacramento satchel
by BabyT5555555 January 3, 2026
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Blow drying the satchel

When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.
Hey girl, wanna go blow drying the satchel?
by F0ck0ffm8 June 20, 2016
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Jostle my satchel

Jostling someone's satchel is when you really mess with someone's chi; their general vibe. The "satchel" represents all the things they've setup in their personal space and you're just jostling it.
I like John but all he does when he comes over is jostle my satchel.
by Aashe October 5, 2017
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Billy Ray Sangheletti

hottest man to walk this earth. everyone dies because of lack of billy ray sangheletti. they also die because of billy ray sangheletti, as he could run people over with his car and no one would care. he has the most endeering rosy cheeks and a weird accent, mix of italian and country boy. its music to the ears.
Did you see Billy Ray Sangheletti 's new mullet? slap me with some salt and call me dinner cos that man could eat me right up.
by billyraysanghelettilover October 29, 2020
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Alright, Sancho..

What you say to a person when they start to talk about something far-fetched or stupid. “Sancho” can be used to refer to the person themselves in this scenario.
Sancho: "Yo, i think the Great Pyramids are built out of alien cum and the government is using birds as fake robot terminator spies”
Normal Person: Alright, Sancho..
by I’m Not Black. February 18, 2025
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