russian crab cake

Where you take a shot of vodka out of her ass, then eat her ass.

Bro, I gave cheese a Russian Crab Cake last night. I was so wasted I didn't even care.

by Themathman13 March 2, 2018

Rectal Russian Roulette

It's like Russian Roulette, except instead of putting the gun to your head each turn, you stick it up your rectum. Due to the potential of STD transfer, a fresh condom can be put on the gun each turn.

Mobster #1: You ever see two guys hate each other so much that they decide to solve their problems with a game of Russian Roulette?
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!

by deepspace10 June 30, 2019

Russian Stove Light

When you let the end of the weed blunt act as an incesnse to keep your hot box going.

You wanan just let this russian stove light, i dont feel like rippin it anymore

by mathiasjb March 31, 2011

Russian foot race

A foot race involving a person and a line of gun powder (flammable substance) where a person/persons attempt to outrun the lit line of gun powder.

I was at a frat party but left when the Russian foot races started with the prospects.

by Hwombat33 January 8, 2017

Russian Opium Cartel

the greatest band of all time led by the sexiest man alive Alex Jones. every song they make,makes men cum instantly and tears shed from their eyes

Tim:Have you heard Russian Opium Cartel's new song?
Daniel:No i havent
Tim: well when you do it will make u nut

by RussianOpiumCartelFanboy January 27, 2019

Russian Corn Dog

A sex move where you shove a skewer up some ones ass until a giant log of shit represents the corn dog. Its then dosed in vodka and eaten by the partner for a midnight snack.

Brook: Hey what do you want for breakfast?

Kevin: Im not hungry because of that Russian Corn Dog I had last night...

by The Russian Master November 4, 2021

Russian V Tuck

When a female body builder’s enlarged clit is too erect and visibly protruding under their pants, so they tuck it into their vag to keep it hidden.

“Ay bro, did you see that chick over there by the squat rack? I’m pretty sure I just saw her do a Russian V Tuck. Haha, she’s probably got one bigger than you!”

by Big Z ✨ December 1, 2021