Red XIII

A angsty talking cat-dog originating from the 1997 video game Final Fantasy 7 who has low self-esteem and daddy issues

It's still socially acceptable to like Red XIII because he was cool before furries ruined talking dogs.

by UnknownAutism September 12, 2019

Big Red

Aiden

Bro is that a bear?
Nah that's just Big Red

by Eon47 April 6, 2021

red couch

Having sex with a girl on her period, while on a lift colored couch or sofa

My girl and I made a red couch last month...had to buy a new one.

by Thegooseknowsbest July 28, 2016

Red Burrito

When you have sex with a girl on her period and she sucks you off afterward.

Buy me a seafood dinner and I'll give you the red burrito.

by CaptainMeatBeater September 30, 2016

Red wing

To feast on a girls vigina while she is having her period... bring a napkin

Princess Leia was giving a red wing be luke skywalker

by Ooga booga I’m the boogie man December 5, 2017

Red Disgusting

What a Red Delicious apple should be called.

Person 1: Hey, are you eating an apple?

Person 2: yes, it's a Red Disgusting

Person 1: Don't you mean Red Delicious?

Person 2: No, it's a Red Disgusting, because it FUCKING SUCKS!

by Mimuxus June 11, 2022

red microwave

Truly beautiful and is always needed. Makes your life filled with happiness. It’s like the crunch to your carrot

Davin: damn bro she is literally all I can see in my future

Johnny: damn bro for real?!

Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad

Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!

by GMaeE December 26, 2021