potatoe mom

A mother that resembles a potatoes.

Man , I dont want to hang out anymore . Your potatoe mom is always watching my every move.

by Jesse ebersole April 14, 2017

Hot potato

A game where normally 3-5 people sit naked in a circle and pass around a flaming hot but plug and they play hot potato with it. Whoever loses has to shove it up their ass

John: Did y’all go to Jessica’s party last night

Mike: Yeah we played hot potato

by Big.Daddy.Dungus August 3, 2020

Adam is a potato

A retarded chipmunk lookin head ass beaver

Oh my god, that kid Adam is a potato.

by Britney omg lawl August 11, 2018

Couch potato

A person who sits and watches to much TV

that girl Kali is the true definition of a couch potato.

by Indica wishes May 11, 2018

Pouch Potatoes

Nuts, Balls, Twins, Tanks, Boys, and all other forms of Mr. Chubby's friends
as coined on Grey's Anatomy

Ammon spends all his time fondleing his Pouch Potatoes in class, that's why he bombed it.

by Jonathan C Forbes May 24, 2008

Retarded Potato

Also known as Mohammed SALEH. Terrible at Apex. Might be illiterate

That is retarded Potato

by Wethebest09876 February 26, 2019

potato vision

Technical term for attaching a potato to the receiver/antenna of an old TV in order to pick up television channels more clearly.

Just one large potato and in no time you’ll be watching snowy cbc games and sometimes, even the French channel comes in on potato vision.

by Captratbeard May 3, 2020