A traditional Chinese martial art that combines ancient breath-holding techniques with rigorous squatting exercises to combat the dangers of bodega/shitty club bathrooms. Developed by a disgruntled polish techno snob who after browning the cuffs of his artfully torn white Diesel jeans on one too many occasions, traveled to a mountaintop monastery in the wuhan province of China and immersed himself in a strict mindfulness-based regimen to hone this art.
As Jane’s hand wandered lower and lower down the sweat-moistened back of her lover, she perceived a slight rumbling other than the pounding house beat that filled the stale air of the club. Concerned, she peered deep into his eyes and whispered, “are you ok?” “Have no fear sugarplum” was his reply. “I know Kung Poo.”
by Retardhandler69 October 18, 2020
Get the Kung Poo mug.The poo singer had just finished being cornholed when she sucked the cock post-hast without washing it.
by TheKaren December 17, 2008
Get the Poo Singer mug.Someone who had no class, can't talk to girls, is a goofy and is lame to an extent that shouldn't even be reachable.
by iSaucy November 27, 2016
Get the Whoody Poo mug.A poo ponski quite simply is a person who is a playah baggin baddies on the daily but has the smell of shit lingering on his person but is so attractive during the date/intercourse their date just power through it..then on to the next
John is such a poo ponski he always is busy baggin all them baddies at the club but goddamn he needs to wash his ass
by Mr.Morrill February 13, 2022
Get the poo ponski mug.The act of visiting the bathroom for defecation purposes, and not taking out your phone to message friends/take selfies/watch porn while you're sat on the bowl.
Instead of staring at a screen while you curl out King Kong's finger, you look around and let your senses take in the surroundings. The faded lung-coloured pants on the radiator. The box of open tampons. The short curly hairs on the soap.
Just like how people used to do, in the days before we all started carrying around phones.
Instead of staring at a screen while you curl out King Kong's finger, you look around and let your senses take in the surroundings. The faded lung-coloured pants on the radiator. The box of open tampons. The short curly hairs on the soap.
Just like how people used to do, in the days before we all started carrying around phones.
Friend 1: Mate, that was one quick shit! Your logs must fly out of your arse! Either you've got a superfast metabolism or you just got out of prison after being someone's bitch!
Friend 2: Nah, not really. I just went for an oldskool poo, in and out with no distractions.
Friend 2: Nah, not really. I just went for an oldskool poo, in and out with no distractions.
by tony the stench November 9, 2017
Get the oldskool poo mug.Weadle poo is usually a caucasian male with a full head of dark poodle like hair he would have ugly gold teeth in the front of his mouth making him look ugly as fuck. He also has small beedy eyes and would have been formerly known as wesley. This is where the weasel part of weadle poo came from.
Effectivel weadle poo is the offspring of a mating poodle and weasel. If you encounter a weadle poo they can be killed by cutting off the magic stick.
Effectivel weadle poo is the offspring of a mating poodle and weasel. If you encounter a weadle poo they can be killed by cutting off the magic stick.
by jlang5786 December 1, 2011
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