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Perfect Piss

The act flushing the toilet in the middle of a piss, timing it so the all the water flushes down right as you finish. This works best on household toilets, especially ones that take a few seconds to flush.
Gary: Hurry up!!!
John: Don't worry, I'll take the perfect piss.
Gary: Wow, that was fast!!
by fitz6278 October 2, 2011
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squid pisses

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by ooga booga kachigga July 3, 2018
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Piss target

The small flecks of shit left by someone else that stick on the bowl that must be pissed on to try and remove
I unleashed my whole bladder on this sucker but couldn’t get rid of that piss target
by Kavorks December 27, 2019
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Nipple piss

by z32Dark April 28, 2020
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Pissing in the snow

When you take a shot of cum, and then chase it with a mouthful of piss.
Me and the boys took a break from watching the I-500 international snowmobile race to go out into the snowy woods to start “Pissing in the snow.”
by El Booty Tickler April 9, 2023
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Twister Piss

The stream of urine that flows from the male member following coitus that seems to go nowhere, and yet everywhere at the same time.
After I did sex to the woman, I took the customary twister piss. Per the usual, it went everywhere except the toilet.
by Sliq Riq July 28, 2017
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Bitch piss

A bitch piss is when you have the urgent sensation to urinate and when you finally do, only a small amount of urine is released.
Dude I was in an important meeting that I could not leave, when it was over I rushed to the restroom and only took a bitch piss.
by XepicnoobX December 8, 2016
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