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Carpet People

1. People that have hairy backs and arms
2. People that travel with pets in their cars
3. People that treat their cars like pets
Ex1. Did you see that carpet person, he had so much hair on him you couldn't tell that he was not wearing a shirt from a distance.
Ex2. Considering the number of people travelling with their pets on this motorway I would say that we are on a carpet people motorway.
Ex3. Do you have a dog? No my car is my true joy. I am a carpet person through and through.
by Clearly Confused June 14, 2010
mugGet the Carpet Peoplemug.

turkish people

has a triple nipple and flirts like a orangatang and has the penis the size of california
"you look like your a turkish people!"

"are you calling me a monkey with a big penis?"
by mozafataass March 22, 2009
mugGet the turkish peoplemug.

Old people

Similar to a boomer, an old person is an ancient creature from before Christ was born, which explains their evil actions. They usually don't have teeth due to them falling out due to all the cocaine and heroine they did as teenagers. They also probably have brain damage.
Me: omg is tjat an old people!?!?
friend: we should leave
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
mugGet the Old peoplemug.

The Village People

The Folk we use for our hippie van experiments and to be thrown in the dungeon, this decision made by the society we live in is not optional.
Is that Pete?
A village person?
Throw The Village People in THE DUNGEON!
by XitonMyAss February 18, 2020
mugGet the The Village Peoplemug.

People

People are so overrated.
by Generic usernaaaaaame June 11, 2017
mugGet the Peoplemug.

This erection is about the people.

The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.
“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 23, 2022
mugGet the This erection is about the people.mug.

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