When you and your boys all bukake this one chick and the dried cum is like Christmas snow that she wears at her Christmas dinner party
Thad: Yo Chad, wanna come over we’re have a dirty Christmas tree
Chad: no way, is it going to be with Tina? I heard she got Christmas treed last year
Thad: ya bro make sure you drink lots of water, we need you cumming buckets bro
Chad: no way, is it going to be with Tina? I heard she got Christmas treed last year
Thad: ya bro make sure you drink lots of water, we need you cumming buckets bro
by TheChristmasElf420 November 14, 2020
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person 1: hey, do you listen to girl in read?
person 2: no, but i listen to neon trees.
p1: oh nice! are you clarifying your sexuality in any way? if so, i listen to sweater weather.
p2: yes lmao, i'm pan :)
person 2: no, but i listen to neon trees.
p1: oh nice! are you clarifying your sexuality in any way? if so, i listen to sweater weather.
p2: yes lmao, i'm pan :)
by rosegeek199 November 17, 2020
Get the Listen to Neon Trees mug.1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,
2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,
3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.
4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.
Extra: for the frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white
PS. *Fun for the entire family*
2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,
3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.
4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.
Extra: for the frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white
PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
by Monke_man January 21, 2021
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her: babe you better not be a wise mystical tree when i get there
my stupid ass: <wise mystical tree>
her: babe you better not be a wise mystical tree when i get there
my stupid ass: <wise mystical tree>
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Get the dodge tree trunk mug.The Tree-o are three absolutely amazing girls who go to North Smithfield High School in North Smithfield, Rhode Island.
They are the ONE, the ONLY, and the ORIGINAL Tree-O and ALL others are either pathetic knockoffs or wannabes.
The Tree-O is comprised of Alicia, Jessica, and Stephanie, whose last names will not be used in accordance with urbandictionary.com's policies about naming non-celebrities, which sadly includes not-yet celebrities such as these three girls.
The Tree-O are dorks, which is distinctly different from nerd and geek (obviously) because dorks are able to identify with and be on friendly terms with members of each and every level of the social spectrum, making them immensely popular.
They use extremely fun and varied vocabulary in everyday conversation which makes them interesting to talk to for both adults, young children, and their peers alike.
In short, The Tree-O is nothing short of perfect.
They are the ONE, the ONLY, and the ORIGINAL Tree-O and ALL others are either pathetic knockoffs or wannabes.
The Tree-O is comprised of Alicia, Jessica, and Stephanie, whose last names will not be used in accordance with urbandictionary.com's policies about naming non-celebrities, which sadly includes not-yet celebrities such as these three girls.
The Tree-O are dorks, which is distinctly different from nerd and geek (obviously) because dorks are able to identify with and be on friendly terms with members of each and every level of the social spectrum, making them immensely popular.
They use extremely fun and varied vocabulary in everyday conversation which makes them interesting to talk to for both adults, young children, and their peers alike.
In short, The Tree-O is nothing short of perfect.
Damn, did you see the Tree-O today? They looked smokin', as usual. And their popularity radiated from their fab bodies!
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Guy #1 "Hey dude, what happened to that girl you scored last night?"
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."
by FantabulousOvalMan February 24, 2012
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