by Moazzam0 April 28, 2010
1. To be extremely surprised and displeased about something.
2. Something you do while waiting very anxiously for something.
3. An exclamation of displeasure.
2. Something you do while waiting very anxiously for something.
3. An exclamation of displeasure.
1. Man, he's gonna shit a brick when he finds out you wrecked his car!
2. ...so we're sittin' there shittin' bricks waiting to see if the cop is going to give us a ticket!
2. Shit a brick! We've got a test in Calculus tomorrow!
2. ...so we're sittin' there shittin' bricks waiting to see if the cop is going to give us a ticket!
2. Shit a brick! We've got a test in Calculus tomorrow!
by maracanda April 04, 2006
Mr. Giggins: "First I find out my girlfriend cheated on me, then I find out she is actually a prostitute, and then I find out my Dad is a homosexual!"
Dr. Hyphy: "shits fucked"
Dr. Hyphy: "shits fucked"
by zomblerz November 22, 2009
by rabertha October 26, 2008
The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.
by Phil Cornholes May 15, 2008
an exclaimation to be said with a very loud voice when you realize you have forgotten to do something very important such as:
1) Your Venn English Homework
2) You left your keys locked inside your car
3) You just trip and scrape both of your knees.
1) Your Venn English Homework
2) You left your keys locked inside your car
3) You just trip and scrape both of your knees.
Friend "hey man can I have some help with that last question on our english homework?"
You "Oh shit! I left mine at home!"
You "Oh shit! I left mine at home!"
by J.T. the Bible Scholar February 20, 2004
A Shit Bullet is a piece of poo poo that shoots out of your anus with such force, that is splashes dirty toilet water all over your butt and even onto the bathroom floor. These tend to be small pieces that can slip out with a lot of force.
(Man 1) Hey man, I need some bleach and an old towel. (Man 2) Why? (Man 1) Because I just shot out a Shit Bullet and now there is shit all over the floor and mirror. (Man 2) Damn it dude! Every time you come over here you leave me with that same nasty surprise! Have you ever thought about eating something called FRUIT?! Or something with Fiber in it?
by the2ndflood August 02, 2008