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Blast some roads

Def 1: Remove pieces or entire sections of paved road with blasting explosive.

Def 2: Eagerly drive around twisty roads, like in the hills of Southern California. The street version of "tearing up the track".
Person 1:Hey man, wanna go blast some roads?
Person 2: Sure, where do you wanna meet?
Person 1: George's pizza at 12:45.
Person 2: Alright, I'll be there.
by SignMyForeskin February 5, 2020
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Bury new road

This is where man like kian Boyer shops to get his real clothes mans Nike tick fell off his tn’s and his fake red vapourmax that sounded like high heels when he walked
Shall we go bury new road

Nar bro I’m tryna get real stuff
by Kian is gay February 9, 2020
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Creamy Rocky Road

To be sexually tortured while being submerged in Rocky Road ice cream
Parents- hey Can you and your husband come over for dinner tonight?
Wife- No my husband and i are making Creamy Rocky Road for Dinner tonight.

Husband- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!
by Flint The Awesome June 17, 2020
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dirt road diary

The soiled remnants of a toilet paper roll after being glued to a toilet due to illness.
Can you replace your dirt road diary in the bathroom, Kristen? It's gross AF, I'm not changing that.
by Franklyn H July 31, 2022
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Knobley Road Monster

A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.
Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
by Esterlino Dorado January 24, 2022
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Knobley Road Monster

A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.
Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
by Esterlino Dorado January 24, 2022
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Dirt road chicken

A partridge or chicken on a dirt road. Because they're the same fucking bird.
by Partridge October 19, 2021
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