a man who is very prone to disease and will jump off a cliff if you say there is cheese wizz down there, this guy is fericous and the special forces are after him, watch out. oh did i forgot to mention the swarm of genital lice on his penis.
by bowlcupsacsack July 25, 2023
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Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.
by Paul from the Wonder Years. January 23, 2021
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When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.
I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.
by JRdanbury February 18, 2019
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He was really bait, he was Danning going through security.
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He’s Dan the man from Bhutan
He joined dryland where he ran
With his dog named Stan
And his claw hand in his
mit-tan which were cian.
Dan the man is very tan
And he eats spam straight from a can
Or satees it in a pan.
Dan the man is a real math fan
He’s in a band where he likes to jam
In his favorite vans.
Plus he has a plan
To stay at NBS where he’s a part of our clan.
He likes crayans and don’t worry, he’s human.
He’s Dan the man from Bhutan
He joined dryland where he ran
With his dog named Stan
And his claw hand in his
mit-tan which were cian.
Dan the man is very tan
And he eats spam straight from a can
Or satees it in a pan.
Dan the man is a real math fan
He’s in a band where he likes to jam
In his favorite vans.
Plus he has a plan
To stay at NBS where he’s a part of our clan.
He likes crayans and don’t worry, he’s human.
person: Your my friend named Dan the Man from Bhutan!
Story teller: There was once a man named Dan from Bhutan, who was very Tan, and he had a dog named Stan, and we hope that he stays of NBS, becuase we are all happy as a Clam
Story teller: There was once a man named Dan from Bhutan, who was very Tan, and he had a dog named Stan, and we hope that he stays of NBS, becuase we are all happy as a Clam
by YourfavDan November 20, 2025
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