kid-blocked

When you're not getting laid because your kids are around.

Henry: Me and the wife thought Ashley was sleep for the night but just as I was about to get some for the first time in weeks...she walks in, wanting some water.

Henry's friend: Tough luck on getting kid-blocked!

by MAMA GOOSE 1 July 28, 2017

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separation block

A shitty T-shaped wooden block used to separate canoodlers so that there is enough room for Jesus. The block is usually one Joel arm length and can pry, stab and injure canoodlers. It is also commonly used as a "shooing stick." When using the separation block, the most common phrases consist of "Leave room for Jesus!" and "No purpleing at camp!"

Joel: No purpleing at camp, or I'll have to use my separation block on you!

by Zesty Taco August 17, 2017

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type blocking

When you are on facebook (or any other chat service) and you say something while the other person is still typing.

1: I was talking to this girl on fb last night, and while she was typing I totallally type-blocked her
2: type blocking?
1: yea, she was telling me her life story, and while she was doing it I said 'oic'

by Cish and Fips January 15, 2011

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Prop Block

Using an object preventing from people getting in to a certain place, With out at least one way in. This phrase is commonly used in The Garry's Mod gamemode "DarkRP."

DAMN MINGEBAG IS PROP BLOCKING!

by C11Beatz June 05, 2014

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Salt-blocking

The act of placing a napkin under the lid of a salt shaker, screwing the cap on, and tearing the edges off so it looks like a regular saltshaker, and watching people try to get salt with no success..

similar to cock-blocking but with salt, not cock.

Guy 1- Dude don't get salt out of the saltshaker on the left side of the aisle.

Guy 2- Why?

Guy 1- We are salt-blocking the entire lunch line.

Guy 2- Damn thats awesome, lets watch.

by CaseDog March 04, 2010

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