drive n' ditch

Approaching a car dealership, as if planning on buying the car, but with no intention to do so. After getting a detailed view of the car, checking it out face to face, and then taking it on a lengthy test drive, you then leave the dealership, claiming to no longer be interested.

"So I totally drove this sexy Viper the other day."

"No way! Where?"

"Dealership. drive n' ditched their ass."

by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 2, 2009

Karson n abby

The two coolest people in the world when they are together, unbelievable how cool they are when they are together

Bro karson n Abby are together, so cool

by Allero July 28, 2020

chalked it n' walked it

For one to come out with a great one liner and end it on a high note.

Dalip said something halarious and followed up with something not as funny.
Jimmy: 'Dalip you should have chalked it n' walked it'

by munnz July 12, 2016

yuck-n-fucky

A way to express something nasty in your mouth that you can't spit out

That last hit was just yuck-n-fucky

by JeFFStepH December 8, 2017

Wake n' BOB

After a long night of hard drugs and drinking, waking up to some broad suckin off your swollen, overused aching rod from the past night.

Ahh shit, this morning I walked in on Barry's girlfriend giving him a wake n' BOB, and I saw her turkey snoot hangin down.

by John Kerr July 18, 2008

crank n clean

Crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. Cheap efficient and it works!

Rory: I am out shampoo

Chris: Crank n clean it!!

Rory: Great idea!!!

*15 minute later*

Rory: That felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!

by Itsruaridh December 2, 2015

jeckyl n hyde

A person with opposing personalities.
Two faced.

Our new boss is a real jeckyl n hyde

by Matoman February 18, 2017