Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.

Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.

by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020

Ceebs Machine

A group of absolute dogs

That dodgeball team is so ceebs machine

by Dawg122345 February 19, 2025

Doot machine

A vacuum used to stimulate ones doot.

Bethany bought herself a new doot machine.

by Anonymous359ht February 23, 2021

blockhead machine

a box of some sort which is placed on the head and is rotated vigorously in order to ruin the hairstyle of the victim- thus giving them A blockhead.

There is also blockhead resistant gel that can be worn to protect ones hairstyle.

Oh that Moonhead has got a proper blockhead after we got him with the blockhead machine! he's been merked

by Sie n Grev October 9, 2007

Cleaning the Washing Machine

When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.

Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.

by NotABanana August 13, 2015

Sardine Machine

A cramped vehicle with too many people inside, usually a train carriage, packed like sardines in a tin.

I can barely move in this sardine machine.

I'm not getting on that sardine machine, I'll wait for the next one

by XENOCRACY February 23, 2023

Shorts Overloading Machines

Shorts Overloading Machines are individuals who engage in the practice of spamming youtube short videos, often in a repetitive or aggressive manner. This can involve repeatedly posting the same short video and reposting other people's shorts without permission. Additionally, some Shorts Overloading Machines may also beg for subscribers by making repeated appeals for subscriptions, using emotionally manipulative or appealing content, or offering incentives such as exclusive access or rewards.

Shorts Overloading Machine 1: You have to subscribe or I'll make your life miserable.
Shorts Overloading Machine 2: *Spams the Same Videos over and over again*
Shorts Overloading Machines

by 27dde January 8, 2023