Sawin’ logs

(Verb) associated with that which is awesome, all time, or totally tubular.
Did you surf third street today? Hammy was totally sawin’ logs!
by nicotina turner October 22, 2023
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Washington log flume

When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face
I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.
by GSI apples July 29, 2023
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old log

While the term "old log" might function as a colloquial or informal expression, its recognition and standardization in English are not widespread. However, within certain communities or subcultures, this term can be employed to denote an elderly man.
"Every morning, the folks at the park gather around the old log to listen to his captivating stories from a bygone era."
by Davellin August 28, 2023
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Moore’s Log

Moore’s log is the inverse of Moore’s law.

Basically there is an exponential amount of investment needed for each incremental gain.
The development of autonomous driving can be described with Moore’s log. The development is only progressing in small steps, with huge amounts of investments.
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Moore’s Log

Can be loosely defined as the inverse of Moore’s Law: Increase in investment/time/resources/effort leads to incremental advancements. (Can be described by a log curve)
Moore’s log can be seen in the development of autonomous cars. The investments into autonomous driving and the resulting advances are explained by Moore’s Log.
by iamtheword December 08, 2020
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white Christmas log

This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.
Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log”

Or

Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!
by ask_about_my_winston2 November 16, 2022
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Moist Log Syndrome

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
by The moist boi June 26, 2020
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