lemon

A lemon is a sour yellow fruit. And sussy stuff in a fanfiction.

1: Did you know that this story has a lemon
2: Oh like theyre gonna eat lemons
1: Well, not that kind of lemon

by MCPELaiwei September 11, 2022

Lemon

lemons are actually sweet. they are caring and loving and loyal friends. lemons need lots of love but they give lots of love too.

i had a bad day but lemon made it better

by jello23545 February 6, 2021

Salty Lemon

The act of feeding the female partner something sour and then sticking your dick in their puckered mouth.

Daen really liked having a salty lemon on him by his futa gf.

by YNWL January 22, 2019

Lemon enema

The act of allowing someone to put their penis into your asshole and pee when you are constipated and don't have access to a regular enema. Not considered to be a gay act.

Josh was complaining that he was constipated but all the stores were closed. Andrew over heard this and being the good guy he is said he would give Josh a lemon enema to help him. Josh said I'm not allowing you to stick your dick in my ass. That's gay. Andrew said the lemon enema wasn't gay, and it would only be gay if he wanted a lemon log. So he put his dick into his asshole and proceeded to help him, their friend Greg walked in and said Josh I knew you were a faggot!!!!

by Tony the Guy February 28, 2017

Lemoned

To add more sourness to a bad situation.

Tom lemoned the fight between the neighbours

by Sammy 4109 January 26, 2021

Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .

Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.

by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010

space lemon

A person who daydreams at work, but the boss, for some reason, doesn't seem to care

Hey you, you space lemon, spring has sprung. Get up and go back to work.

by Sexydimma October 5, 2017