Dick Knuckle

Similar to a "Goose Egg", which occurs when a person is hit in the head and a swollen lump appears. The one difference is that this Goose Egg occurs in the genital area rather than the head, forehead, etc.

Person 1: Dude I just got done filming my own Jackass show to put on youtube

Person 2: Really? How'd it go?

Person 1: It was funny, but I ended up getting hit in the balls with a teeter-totter. Now I have dick knuckles, great.

Person 2: Wtf is a dick knuckle?

by YourMom'sBoyfriend March 3, 2011

knuckleball mitt

a large vagina with bulbous, darkened labia.

Wakefield was pitching for the Sox today and the knuckleball mitt Mirabelli was using to catch him reminded me of your mother's vagina.

by c. friday April 7, 2005

Knuckle dunker

Someone who reaches in between their legs, while sitting on the toilet, to wipe their butt.

“While Tyler was wiping, he reached in between and dunked his knuckles in the stinky stu water; he’s a knuckle dunker “

by Notta-knuckle dunker May 23, 2018

knuckle sandwich

what i give to ur mom's ass

My knuckle sandwich in your mother's anal orifice

by dave November 8, 2004

moose knuckle

the obese version of a camel toe. usallly refered to large woman wearing garments that don't fit properly in the crotch area. or also refered to as a front butt wedgie.

GUy 1: that girl over there looks so damn hungry!
Guy 2: howdo you know that?

Guy 1: cuz shes eating from both lips! Moose knuckle

by flabber-blabber July 20, 2011

Knuckle headed catfish

Really cool explitive that is not much of an explitive. Some thing I came up with in college and hope it sweeps the nation like wild fire.

Did you see your test score?

No...let me see...aw Knuckle Headed Catfish

by Cranky1234567890 May 9, 2006

Moose Knuckle

A wedgie up the dudes dick.
Its caused by wearing dude skinny jeans or tight items in the dick area.

"Look at the camel toe ohh wait thats a moose knuckle."

by woahcamels13 February 26, 2010