keepmysecret

A cool website where all everyone can share anonymously all the freaky stuff they've done. Its sometimes really funny, and sometimes really scary. keepmysecret.co.uk

This morning while i was rushing out to work, i hopped in my car and began to back out. I felt a soft thump as i neared the end of my driveway. I got out only to find a half squished chihuahua under my tire. Please keepMySecret!

by surfer_qaz September 2, 2010

Keep it local

Editing all of the extras out of a story.Abreviatting a story or joke so the listener doesn't become bored or lose interest.

This chick just kept going on and on. I just wanted her to keep it local.

by klize September 5, 2010

Keeping Inventory

When you're jealous of someone's wealth and keep a mental list of all of their expensive belongings.

Girl: I can't believe her. She has an iPhone 4, a 70" plasma TV, a $400 pair of shoes... Guy: Sounds like you're keeping inventory.

by Majic-Man June 4, 2011

Klepy

An alpaca

Klepy the alpaca likes shiny things

by raindear1312 January 11, 2012

keep locked

stay tuned

Radio Disc jockey to his audience:

Hey man, keep locked!

by chzug February 15, 2012

keep the head

Used mainly in Ireland and also sometimes in the United Kingdom. Used to encourage one to be calm, cool and not to over react under pressure.

Derives from the the involuntary thoughtless movements/convulsions that chickens experience for a brief moment after having their heads choped off.

playing football and johnny scores an own goal.
Manager: "...thats alright johnny, keep the head now, come on"

by terryman July 27, 2012

keep it real with them chickens

Pretty much just saying to keep it straight with ur friends.

Hey yo man, keep it real with them chickens.

by pSwagginPops July 9, 2015