Dry Jerking

When a girl wants to act like she's down, but hasn't decided she's going to "give it up", she will dry jerk (fondle a man's dick, balls, or asshole) to prolong the decision of intercourse.

She was dry jerking me with her shoes still on so she could decide to run out the door.

by Lordofthefrat August 9, 2016

Work Jerk

The act of masturbation at work.

Being unable to do so at home, Bob did a work jerk.

by Mike McCafferty May 18, 2022

Jerk

A person who shoots innocent kids/teens/adults with an Airsoft Gun in the middle of a Nerf War.

Tom: “THAT GUY IS SUCH A JERK”

by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE May 2, 2018

jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.

Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.

by plappypie November 8, 2025

Horror jerk

Jerking off to a Benadryl induced hallucination whilst wearing a condom.

I'm going to have a horror jerk tonight.

by God12231234 March 15, 2024

jerk mustard

When you jerk off but piss before cumming

I was so drunk I couldn’t cum so to make her feel better I jerk mustard on her

by Doritoman44 May 28, 2024

LTM Jerk

Like you are about to leave and you need to jerk so it’s a ltm jerk like a special event for limited time.

Fuck I’m bouta leave the house I should hit an LTM jerk bouta be a long dog

by poohjad February 22, 2025