Internet Drunk

When someone uses social media to announce to the world they are drunk, when clearly they are not. Tell tale signs of "Internet drunk" are perfect grammar, no typos and a cleverly executed post.

Guy1: Check this fly bunny on Twitter. She nothing but giggles, yo! POST: "I'm so drunk right now, I forgot to conjugate a verb"
Guy2: Who this bitch be lying? She nothing but Internet drunk! Believe dat!
Guy1: You tripping son!
Guy2: Let's go measure our dicks?
Guy1: Word up!

by @TheRealLobot May 15, 2013

Internet level up

The art of using the Internet the way it was intended. That is, to improve yourself and max out your abilities, i.e. pack on muscle, learn how to give an orgasm, seduce, cook, martial arts become a ninja, etc. especially with sites like YouTube andVideojug, to become an expert/mastery of absolutely everything.

2. self-improvement to the point of epic badassery

3. the ability to learn things on the Internet thereby making teachers and every pain in the ass school subject obsolete.

4. Learning without the tyranny of teachers.

guy: I used to suck it absolutely everything but by learning it achieved intimate mastery on YouTube! thus achieving Internet level up.

by shadowninja465 July 14, 2013

Internet learning

The process of learning everything from the Internet, be it through video, website, or text. you can achieve incredible speeds of learning anything you want to through the Internet, thereby maxing out every skill known to the human species to the max.

friend: I just achieved Internet learning and learned massage therapy, martial arts, how to be a ninja, plumbing, how to fix a crashed computer advertised my own website design business on craigslist and learned how to give any woman I desire an orgasm!

Second friend: Dude, Internet learning totally rocks, I think I'll try it!

by darkninja445 July 14, 2013

Interneting

The act of searching the internet with no clear goal, often times getting distracted and searching on random peoples facebook pages. Getting diverted to other sites when trying to focus on work or other important tasks that require the internet. Distraction due to the many entertainment outlets of the internet.

I was trying to post a simple update to facebook but I ended up interneting for over an hour.

by www.reputationTRAX.com July 24, 2013

Internet

where bitter people with no social lives and a deep affection for cats and/or dogs gather to rant about pop culture

"God, Miley Cyrus's VMA's performance was -"
"Godawful? Yeah, I talked to some of my Internet friends about it."

by snoopdog October 19, 2013

internet poverty

n. The lack of Internet in an an area, such as a home or country without Internet or with very slow, almost non-existent Internet.

I went over to Josh's last night and his internet got shut off. I felt like it was last Friday in that bitch because I went back in time. I have him the number for a shelter that helps people suffering from Internet poverty.

by TheBeagler December 3, 2013

internet

A gargantuan system of connected computers forming a network that spans the entire planet, witch is why it is also called the world wide web.
Or simply the thing on the screen you are reading this from.
The internet (atleast the one we know about) is entirely populated by humans (maybe),this is a very good excuse as to its state,after all humans are not the most organized bunch.It is possible to find anything and i mean anything here,including things that greatly cripple our world view and how you perceive your fellow earthlings because unhindered communication reaches the depths of the subconscious.(it is a good idea to leave your right/wrong distinguishing module off as it does not apply evenly with all individuals of Homo sapiens).

Modern human-This place has everything,including virtual AIDS that wrecks your computer.
time traveling wizard-Wow we didn't really change haven't we.

Internet,the doodle pad of the human consciousness

by MC-STEEL February 26, 2014