i'd let her touch it

When a male is interested in a female and would like to have sexual relations with her.

Jon: Man, look at that chick, dude, she's hot.

Steve: Hell yeah. I'd let her touch it.

by lobo108 January 15, 2009

keep her off the pole

Offering a woman other options -- any options -- to secure her financial livelihood rather than resorting to working as a stripper, or other acts of desperation in the sex industry (prostitution, relying on a Sugar Daddy, working in porno, posing as a nude model)

I gave the girl a job cleaning my house...anything to keep her off the pole!
After my favorite ho' went to rehab and got clean, I had to help find the girl some work -- anything to keep her off the pole!
REFERENCE IN CONTEMPORARY CULTURE --
Chris Rock has a comedy routine in which he says:
"if your daughters a stripper, you fucked up." and he adds in reference to his own baby daughter, "my only goal in life is to keep her off the pole!" Check it on YouTube

by henryblue2u September 14, 2013

And I made her say it!

Considering nowadays you can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone who will say "that's what she said," you now have the most appropriate response to it ever. "And I made her say it." Perfect. Presto. It just works. Not only does it diffuse an annoying "thats what she said" moment, but it also puts the ball into your court permanently, because the idiot saying it really doesn't have a response to counter it. Go on, don't be shy, try it today! It's risk free! Unless of course you're stupid.

Good time to use it...

Bro1 "Dude did you take that math test?"
Bro2 "Yea man it was sooo harddddd!"
Bro1 "Bro huhhahhaha....thats what she said!"
Bro2 "Yea, and I made her say it!"
Bro1 "Niiiiiceeeee"

Bad time to use it...

Bro1 "Dude, I got high yesterday!!"
Bro2 "Is that all?
Bro1 "Hah! Thats what she said!"
Bro2 "Yea, and I made her say it!"
Bro1 "Fail."

by comediclaughterje December 13, 2010

I'd lick her asshole

A phrase used to identify a girl that is attractive enough for you to lick her asshole. Excessive beauty is required

Check her out, she's a fox, i'd lick her asshole for sure.

by paulie cipriani January 12, 2009

toss a couple kids at her

To ejaculate on a girl (not in an orifice).

Brenda definitely wasn't model material, but I'd had a few beers and I figured it wouldn't hurt to take her in the back room of the bar and toss a couple kids at her face.

by Nick D January 24, 2005

I'd smash her pasty

I would have sexual intercourse with that lovely young lady over there.

"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"

by Megaross March 26, 2010

San Diego Charg-her

A sexual act involving anywhere from 2 to 24 people(it's possible to add more with referees, coaches, announcers, etc.) Both people are wearing full San Diego Charger uniforms with the crotch area cut out of both. The man plays the QB and the girl plays center. The guy stands in shotgun formation, with the girl hiked over like a center. He yells hike as loud as he can (different counts makes it more interesting, you could always try and draw the defense off-sides). He then runs as fast as he can up to the center and projects himself through the air ramming his penis into either the girls Vagina or asshole. However many yards she is thrown foward is the gain on the play. Repeat until you score a touchdown, your dick falls off from ramming it into a girls asshole, or you jizz on her back.

Sean: Hey dude what did you do the other day?
Dave: Dude, Carl and his girlfriend came over the other day and we engaged in a mean game of San Diego Charg-her.
Sean: That's sweet, who won?
Dave: Well late in the 4th quarter Carl jizzed and I intercepted it, and ran it back for a touchdown.
Sean: Oh thats cool, was it a good catch?
Dave: Well I caught it with my mouth and swallowed it, so there was no way I could fumble it.
Sean: So basically, Carl jizzed in your mouth?
Dave: yep...

by SeanMG December 6, 2006